i guess i should have read your entire post

best way ive found to remove lifters is of course with the proper tool that bites both sides of the lifter,,,however you can get the lifter out just enough to use a sharp pair of vice grips to do the job
the trick is to gradually pull it out while your moving it around to loosen up the crud that in between.
if you pull out too much at once,,it will tighten up on you and make it harder to get loose