Absolutely SLAYED a '11 Ram 1500
On my way home from school today, some tard in a decided it would be prudent to bob & weave through traffic on the freeway. I had enough of his shenanigans, and passed him. It must have offended him that someone passed him, because within a minute, he caught up and decided to ride my bumper like it was a saddle on a horse. In kind, I responded with engine braking by dropping into 4th, which only irritated him further, as he almost hit me as he darted into the left lane to pass.
At this point, I was super pissed... what was so wrong about getting away from some reckless douchebag who can't handle some traffic at 6 in the evening? So I decided to toy with him. I get close to him again, and he cuts me off. Well that wouldn't stand, I've got 400+ under my hood and at least 500 pounds on this homo. So I get into the next lane, pull up next to him and dropped back down to 4th again, expecting this guy to try to be hard, which he attempted to be.
He tried to speed away (@80) and I let him get ahead a length, then caught up, gave him a length, then caught up, etc. about 4 or 5 times. By this time there was a major freeway split and we both went in the direction where a majority of people weren't going. I rolled down the window and shouted "That thing got a Hemi?™". He gave me the finger. I just laughed. Now we're rolling about 100, and he is just flooring it, catback farting away, sounding awful like trucks typically do. So I WOT'd and dusted him to the point where he was at least a 1/2 mile behind. He was toast. I don't know when he shut down (or if he did), but I wanted to really put some distance on this homo, so I kept going, up into 5th. I looked down and saw 154 on my dash and figured that was enough, got off on my exit and was on my way to my humble home.
I don't pick fights on the road, but if you come looking for/initiate one, I do not back down. Perhaps next time I should carry a few of those 1/4" thick welded steel T joints from my welding class that are in my other car for war rocks.