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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-18-2006, 07:10 AM Thread Starter
 
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How Fast is your GTO ???

My GTO is so fast that yesterday I was stopped at a stop sign facing southbound. It was around 7:30pm CST, so the Sun was setting and I saw the shadow of my GTO on my east side. I took off from the stop sign so fast I think my GTO's shadow is still there!!!!!!
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Thats pretty fast, did your GTO's shadow ever make it home?
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You should look into supercharging your shadow
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Okay, this could be fun.

My GTO is soooo fast that the last time I took off from a light, I left all my little "GTO" and "Pontiac" badges in a little pile in the crosswalk (the 6.0 badge stayed put).

My GTO is soooo fast that when I launch, Trekkies think they're seeing the Enterprise make the jump to warp speed.

My GTO is soooo fast that older ladies in the office are foresaking their botox appointments and instead are going for drives with me for that quickie facelift.

My GTO is soooo fast that my morning commute has been reduced to 3.54 seconds, and I have to take Bonine for motion sickness.

My GTP is soooo fast that when I park next to that Dodge Charger that makes the parking structure sprinklers go off, the Charger melts into the floor crying, "My world, my world."

Okay, I've wasted enough of my company's time. I'm passing the torch.
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"MY GTO is sooo fast, it affects the Earth's rotation."
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"MY GTO is sooo fast, it affects the Earth's rotation."
Now that was funny
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My GTO is so fast Chuck Norris endorsed it.
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Good one dealernut I was wondering how long it would be before Chuck Norris made his way onto this post. But seriously Chuck Norris would beat all of our cars because he is so fast he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head, and if you could tap one of his roundhouse kicks you could power Australia for 45 minutes.
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My GTO is so fast that one day I took off and one second later I was outside of the car watching it go down the street.

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Okay, I'm back.

My GTO is soooo fast I call it "Polka," because it turns pavement into an accordion.
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