Haha - that was too good.
I have the best story ever, but of all days not to have my video phone charged - grrr.
Traffic was horrible this day and the two lanes were bumper to bumper. The woman in front of me starts move up - back - and up; she was working her way into the middle of the road to see what was holding everything up. She gave up and just got out of her car to look. Well - she left the door open and the car in reverse.
Slowly, the car starts moving towards a guy in the other lane Ė heading right for his door. Being the nice guy I am, I give a quick honk to warn the woman and guy. Well, the woman runs over and grabs the carís door - trying to stop the car I guess. When she did, the car drug her down to the ground like a rag doll, her skirt was drug up over her head, and her stockings turned to shreds on the tar.
Now, I look at the guy about to be hit. Heís moving the gear selector so fast his hands are just blurs Ė drive, reverse, drive, reverse. Still Ė he just could not work his way out. Finally, this empty look of surrender comes over his face and he just watches the car coming for him. A second later and BAM, the carís stopped, the woman is working her way to her feet, and the guy is just sitting there like heís suffering from traumatic stress syndrome..
Need I say, I never laughed so hard in my life.