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Cruel car tips you've given or heard

The other day I told one of my female co-workers that she needed to go to the auto parts store and get a can of compressed purple air for her tires. And she asked, "Why?" I said because if you have a leak in one of your tires, you'd know because you will see the purple air coming out of the hole. Bless her little heart. She then asked me, "Where can I get a can?" . If I wouldn't have busted up laughing in her face she probably would have went to Pep Boys and asked for some.

Another co-worker joined in and told her to change out the summer air in her tires for winter air. Even after my BS she said "For real?" And before you ask, NO she isn't blonde.

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Have you ever heard someone ask about 710?They are looking at the oil cap upside down.
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Have you ever heard someone ask about 710?They are looking at the oil cap upside down.
Now that's just sad.

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I've heard someone recommend the Ford Mustang

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was dropping off the kids at school and a guy said "thats the new gto. wow!! thats a v6 right? they put a v8 in that beer can/" i should have rev up to 6000 rpm on him but i was in a school zone
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Your low on turn signal fluid...
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For aviation people you can tell a person to take the propeller to the prop wash.
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Once, when I was in high school, I girl told me her car was making a rattling noise and asked me what it could be. I told her that her muffler bearing was going out and that she should go to the dealership to get it replaced.
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I Work At Napa So I Have Heard Them All... If You Ever Want To Confuse A Parts Counterman, Ask Him For A New Set Of Waterknockers. Aka Windshield Wipers
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