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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 03-19-2006, 12:45 PM Thread Starter
 
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This is going to be a group effort, I have seen a bunch of 'em, but I didn't write 'em down. As I run across more, I will post here.
I saw this quote today and I HAD to share:

Aili wrote:
"You might make 100 horsepower per liter but you dont have enough torque to pull a tampon out of a bucket of grease."

That's from the F-Body Association of St. Louis (F.A.S.T) forum. I damn near fell out of my chair when I read that.
So if any of y'all have funny quotes from this forum or any other forum, please share!!
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Damian on LS1tech

"Yea, those guys reach Defcon 5 in the ****tard alert."
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johnebegood, this forum current thread:

"April edition states while GMHTP people were at Livernois Motorsports in Dearborn, Mi.,they were experimenting with custom grind cams designed by Livernois. They state the Stage 1 cam ONLY, produced a 90hp increase. No head mods, only the Stg 1 cam and headers. Tq went up 57 Ft lbs also."

This s***'s hilariuos
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This one was pretty funny too, it's by our super-duper moderator b_a_betterperson, replying to someone who said they like the new trans am concept:

"I'll take the flying lozenge shape of our GTO every time."

When ya think about it, it does look somewhat like a lozenge I guess. Just don't allow the mustang guys to pick up on that or we'll never hear the end of it.
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Hhahahaha
It's ok when you beet them you can say
"You just got beat by a Losenge!"
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I've seen the lozenge reference elsewhere (on a non-GTO forum), but can't remember where. Fortunately it hasn't caught on.

A funny phrase on this forum, by SJAndrew, was:
"I want a car that sounds brutal...not like a sewing machine or a vibrator in a coffee can." (talking about the Subaru WRX).

I had a good about the 'vibrator in a coffee can' part.

06 IBM/blue M6 18"
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s2gordon came up with "fart can" = the exhuast on a ricer!
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haha, that probably how it would sound. I guess I never put a vibrator in a coffee can to hear that sound though.
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By Mike V on the GTO ignition key...

"Other than that, the only issue I have is that huge key. When I take it out I feel like Croc Dundee -- “That’s not a key, this is a key”."
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Ok...how about this one from CrabhartLSX...


"wow this thread went from zero to gay in less than a page"

Nice One!!!
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