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Living Will

Thought this was pretty good, so I'm sharing.....

This may be the best
Living Will I've Seen




I,_________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
Then Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE



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Thats different.....

What many fail to realize is before too long we will have to ask permission of our government to die. They need to bleed us MORE beforehand. If will be up to them.... everything else will be...........

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What many fail to realize is before too long we will have to ask permission of our government to die.
Protest via suicide? What are they going to do, put your remains in the klink?
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Protest via suicide? What are they going to do, put your remains in the klink?
Maybe, they will use GITMO to house them, then tax your family for caring.

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That will harlarious.

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Maybe, they will use GITMO to house them, then tax your family for caring.
Speaking of GITMO(I guess I can hi-jack my own thread), did you see in the news today that we're going to bring to court, in NY, 5 detainee's for trial. One was the mastermind behind 9/11. They're going to get full protection under "our" constitution. They'll have the same rights as you and me. Say what??!!! Are you kidding me!!! The way our judicial system works they'll end up walking.... Shouldn't this be a military trial? Maybe it is and I misunderstood. But, it sure didn't sound that way. Any other country they would be on trial(military) for 10 mins., found guilty, then executed... Sorry for getting people fired up....



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Speaking of GITMO(I guess I can hi-jack my own thread), did you see in the news today that we're going to bring to court, in NY, 5 detainee's for trial. One was the mastermind behind 9/11. They're going to get full protection under "our" constitution. They'll have the same rights as you and me. Say what??!!! Are you kidding me!!! The way our judicial system works they'll end up walking.... Shouldn't this be a military trial? Maybe it is and I misunderstood. But, it sure didn't sound that way. Any other country they would be on trial(military) for 10 mins., found guilty, then executed... Sorry for getting people fired up....
Yes, yes yes. I will volunteer to be a member of the firing squad.

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I thought they were considered "enemy combatants" and therefore had no "rights". I wonder how that got changed...
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If they were sentenced, I don't think they would last as long as Dohmer did.
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If you are so shady that you honestly get arrested for something of this nature, I don't feel bad for you. Just shoot them because even if they aren't terrorists, they will be now for being held so long without trial. And if charges are dropped, they have no chance of surviving in the US after all the news this will take. Dropping legal charges doesn't me people will still respect you.

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