Someone just sent me this joke.
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
>graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same
>kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by
>color and flavor.
>The children began:
>Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
>After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify
>the taste "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your
>mother may sometimes call your father."
>One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh My
>God!!!! They're a*sholes!"