Top 10 Reasons Wisconsin Is Better Than Everywhere Else
No. 10 -- People Don't Come Here
Where the hell is Wisconsin? Isn't it cold there? Who wants to go look at a bunch of cows and cheese?
No. 9 -- Big States Suffocate Under Their Own Weight
Wisconsin has been an industrious state since it's inception, with the largest number of machinists per capita. Unlike several of our neighbors, every last bit of arable land hasn't
been bulldozed into subdivisions full of McMansions for John Q. Public to lose his ass on through the ARM he took out to buy the cookie cutter house.
No. 8 -- Our Waistlines Are Fine
You drink a thirdy case of beer every day, we'll see how you look der.
No. 7 -- Hit the Beach
Lake Michigan is cold. But that doesn't stop us from trout and salmon fishing. Or sailing.
No. 6 -- World's Greenest Governor
Has your state secured a sustainable, viable future with making international watershed pacts, protecting our most important resource, fresh water?
No. 5 -- We Have Options
Can't stand the city? Go north, young man. The farther you go, the more rural, and the more quiet, it gets.
No. 4 -- Plenty of Eye Candy
Get out of those filthy cities, and find yourself a few unmolested nature preserves and state parks. You don't have to go far.
No. 3 -- We Make the Worlds Best Beer
And it isn't Miller. Its the sleeper beers like Schlitz, Pabst, Huber Bock, Sand Creek, Sprecher, New Glarus, and so forth.
No. 2 -- It's All About the Weather
Where else in the world can you hit -40 and 105 in the same year? We enjoy ourselves no matter what... we did invent the snowmobile, after all.
No. 1 -- Wisconsin Isn't Home to anyone famous
Except for Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer.