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So this squirrel was trying to get across the road about 2 blocks ahead of me. I was like "You're goin DOWN FOOL!" cause I hate squirrels (they always get into my garage some how and tear everything up, and they are so fast, I'll never catch one on foot). So I floored it, he was about a foot into crossing. A block later, he was halfway across the lane, then saw me coming, oh yeah, when a goat is running you down you get scared! half a second later he was a red spot on my drivers side tire. 2 minutes later it was all washed off. OWNED!
 

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You intentionally ran over an animal with your car????
 

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Fun. Yes like Michael Vick and the dogs right?
 

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HAHA, nice. I watched a hawk devour one on campus last tuesday. After I started watching, a crowd formed until there was just a pile of fur under the tree.
HAHAHAHA....Hilarious mental picture. Im imspired to right a comic depicting this scenario. Ill post it when Im finished.

On another note....you are bad and you should feel bad. LMAO I cant believe you sped up and hit a squirrel. You're an ******* :lol:

:cheers
 

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nothing but a furry tailed rat kill em all
 

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:agree ur going to hell....but reading it made me start to laugh my ass off right in the middle of my office hahahaha funny story sicko :cheers
 
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