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I was out browsing 2 local Dodge Dealerships today to get a look at the Charger. Dealer 1 had 2: one silver, one gray both stickers read 32,465. I went to Dealer 2, they had 2 black ones. Sticker on one read 33,640, and sticker on the 2nd one read 35,740. All of them had one thing in common, they are friggin FOOGLY. They really do look like pissed off frogs. All had 18" TOURING tires with the chromed valve stemmed covers. How many of them have you replaced over the years as they mysteriously grew legs and walked away from your cars? All had leather seats, smooth and squared looking. All white cluster gauges, all automatic with only a D for the drive gear, even though the sticker said automatic 5 speed, the gear shift only had P-N-D. The exterior kind of resembles the Chrysler 300 with the low roof line to the windows. They all had chromed duel exhaust tips, and all were sporting the 5.7 Hemi. None of them had a gas guzzler tax attached to the sticker. It truly does look like an abortion. I am now calling Dodge dealers Abortion Clinics. I saw the pictures of the Charger concept car, and I for the life of me cannot understand why Dodge abandoned that design for this one. They turned the Dodge Charger in to a family sedan..The GTO is the standard all the other muscle car rebirths will be compared to.